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December 18th 2007 05:24
: Parasite, Intestinal Cleanse
I was on Ebay looking for the Colonix Colon Cleansing program, and I happened upon This.
parasite and colon cleanse

I ordered two, because it was a way to support a home based business, herbalist, and someone producing a product I am in need of. Plus, two of these were less than half the price of the Colonix program I was originally looking for. (Ok, I'm a cheapass)


At any rate, it arrived today, and it's literally exactly what you see pictured. The instructions say take one teaspoonful in a small amount of water every day. So I got me a little glass, put my dose in there, and proceeded to nearly gag myself to the point of spewage. I will NEVER do that again. I am still committed to finishing the program, but I will get some gelcaps and take it like that instead of subjecting my tongue and sinuses to unfathomable abuse.

This stuff smells deceptively sweet and fragrant. You can identify some of the specific herbs. Cloves, especially. I love the smell of cloves. But once you get it mixed with water, and it comes in contact with your mouth, it transforms into some kind of alien vomit.

I have yet to finish the program, so I can't say whether it works or not. But I can tell you this. If you decide to try it, get gelcaps. I have high hopes, because anything that tastes that vile has to be good for you. I'll let ya know how it goes.
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Comment by Andy 2

December 18th 2007 07:34
Have some more - I dare you!

Comment by Fingertip Titans Unite

December 18th 2007 09:10
Oh I plan on it, I just don't plan on tasting it. I'm searching ebay for gelcaps right now. No plans to explode my sinus cavities into my amygdula any time soon.

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